Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Excuse me new convert to Islam

If you are planning to convert to Islam to become a terrorist, please FUCK OFF.

الي فينا مكفينا

Monday, December 20, 2010

Life vs Midgets

Wise man me says: life is shorter than a midget, enjoy it. (please if you have any midget friends do not tell them i said that, thanx:-).

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Dear Ivory Coast

Just found the solution to the Ivory Coast issue which has two presidents now, the solution is as follows: the top part of the country should be called "Ivory" and have one president, and the bottom part of the country should be called "coast" and should have another president. And they will live happily ever after, YEAHHHHHHH :-)

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Deadly Mix

Semi retard me says: Mixing state and religion together is like mixing Viagra and old people together. Both should be stopped.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Fake people

Not so wise Me says: You can fake a smile, but you can never fake a laugh.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Fucking retards

those fucking retards from (both sides) at the Faisaly and Wehdat game are just a bunch of low life racist idiots who needs to get a real fucking life. DIPSHITS.