Hair, it is a matter of location, location, location

More hair is always good, as long it grows in the right places.

Excuse me new convert to Islam

If you are planning to convert to Islam to become a terrorist, please FUCK OFF.

الي فينا مكفينا

Life vs Midgets

Wise man me says: life is shorter than a midget, enjoy it. (please if you have any midget friends do not tell them i said that, thanx:-).

Dear Ivory Coast

Just found the solution to the Ivory Coast issue which has two presidents now, the solution is as follows: the top part of the country should be called "Ivory" and have one president, and the bottom part of the country should be called "coast" and should have another president. And they will live happily ever after, YEAHHHHHHH :-)

Deadly Mix

Semi retard me says: Mixing state and religion together is like mixing Viagra and old people together. Both should be stopped.

Fake people

Not so wise Me says: You can fake a smile, but you can never fake a laugh.

Fucking retards

those fucking retards from (both sides) at the Faisaly and Wehdat game are just a bunch of low life racist idiots who needs to get a real fucking life. DIPSHITS.

Pagan people

Just met some pagan people, they seem peaceful.

Expectations for the future

in the future humans will be able to invent a device to switch TV channels with out moving their ass from the couch.

Bitch

people just like to bitch, i guess i am one of them now.

Imagine

Imagine, RIP John Lennon.

My life as a monkey

i think i was a monkey in my past life, because i love banana.